Lights Move Out

kaciart:

slackeremeritus:

videohall:

Scared kitten goes crazy

> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.

> I was not expecting it to be that good.

I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”.

*crying*

I wasn’t expecting that at all.

(Source: youtube.com, via glitter-and-dykes)

vriksaserket:

someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating

(Source: rnilkbreath, via passthepotatoesplease)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via stonebutchblues)

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via dapenguinninja)